A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry  (via thatkindofwoman)

any1 else stressed about the whole ebola thing?

People who dismiss the unemployed and dependent as ‘parasites’ fail to understand economics and parasitism. A successful parasite is one that is not recognized by its host, one that can make its host work for it without appearing as a burden. Such is the ruling class in a capitalist society.
Jason Read (via dasfest)

Dress by www.chotronette.com

i want a baby so fucking baddddddd ughhaksldfasdfj it makes me want a long term partner so i can just get pregnant and make cute lil babies

i think im ovulating now

"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.


so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

it fucking kills me that i might not get my degree bc my tuition arrived 2 days late in the mail

literally fucking kills me


contemporary art 


contemporary art 

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)